You can find part 1 HERE
In a totally expected move, Harry and Meghan managed to even lower the bar.
The book we were talking about last time “Finding freedom”, a totally unauthorised (wink wink) biography of the worst English royal couple since Henry the VIII and Anne Boleyn, is soon to be released on the bookshelves. A big excerpt has been published in the times, and it is a bloodbath.
Aside from stuff nobody cares for, such as poor Meghan (insert sad emoji) begging for her father to attend her wedding, or that Meghan and Kate were never friends, this except basically says that the couple has been the target of a cabale from the royal family. This is, of course, the worst victim-hood story, second only to our beloved Wewuzkangsandshieet with flying pirates. Of course, everybody is calling their bullshit out, such as a former member of the queen staff, most of the members of their former royal House, and most English Tabloid. The couple had basically expected to be treated better than everybody: for instance, they were upset when Elisabeth the Queen refused to bend the official rules to their demands. Prince Charles has admitted to the press that he never expected the couple to last this long in the Royal Family.
Last 24 of June, however, a much more interesting book by Lady Colin Campbell “Meghan and Harry : the real story” was released. Harry being a SIMP and a dimwit has been confirmed by a British aristocrat socialite, but also by the Official British photographer, whom affirms that “Harry lost the plot”.Among other very interesting news, we can read how Harry is pathetic, also Lady Colin Campbell commented in interview :
“In my opinion, Harry is a much less intelligent character than Meghan is,” “And I think he’s so desperate to please her and go along with whatever she says, no matter how ill-conceived it is. He is that besotted with her.”
This makes however much sense. As a Royal, Harry should have had his diploma basically handed to him: instead unlike his brother William, Harry did not attend college but did complete 10 months of officer commissioning training at Royal Military Academy Sandhurst. He graduated from Eton College with two A- Levels, a B in art and a D in geography. One of his former teachers alleged that he was a “weak student” and that staff at the prestigious school had conspired to help him cheat on exams.
In other news :
- Meghan being a heartless snob is actually confirmed by her former BFF, who was set aside when Meghan became Duchess – (for only 1 year lulz)
- Harry got into even deeper depression when he learned his dad got coronavirus and he couldn’t get in England because, DUH YOU’RE IN AMERICA
- Meghan Markle is usually paid 1M dollars for her conferences, which are not even about out how to gold dig as well as she did, but got paid 775k dollars by JPMorgan for a summit speech about how he has been in therapy for seven years to cope with loss of his mother.
In short: please delete the monarchy, it’s a shame for white people.